frickmyphone:

frickmyphone:

yes im a girl yes i play monopoly

i lied i dont even like monopoly

(Source: sadmisandrist)

onlinegf:

people be like “i suck at drawing”

onlinegf:

people be like “i suck at drawing”

(Source: onlinegf)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)

macklemack:

god is dead and we killed him

macklemack:

god is dead and we killed him

Ceramic tableware with mouths (by Ronit Baranga)

thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

image

(Source: bubblegumbambi)

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

officialprincewilliam:


are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

“nice”
me when its nice (via follovver)

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998)

(Source: geto)

(Source: piariverola)

heyh8r:

fxerbidden:


wouldrathermakehistory:


accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

BUT CLICK ON THE PHOTO

SO COOL


so perfect

heyh8r:

fxerbidden:

wouldrathermakehistory:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

BUT CLICK ON THE PHOTO

SO COOL

so perfect

(Source: alieng0d)

that-horny-mofo:

cutekings:

today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but

image

THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

(Source: fae8)

hisdoctor:

mishasminions:

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

NASA, WHAT ABOUT PLUTO

hittin nasa where it hurts

(Source: frightscrest)

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine)